Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Ten phrases that tell me you're an asshole

I'm normally not one to make snap judgments, but I have found that if you use the following phrases in your conversation or in your online opining, it's a sure bet you are an asshole.

These should  be so self-evident they need no further discussion but since some disputatious dick-weed is probably composing a response already...

  • Brietbart (as a source) - if you have reposted even once, just go fuck yourself.
  • Fake News - the favored insult of a certain serial liar, serial sexual predator, serial bankrupt artist, when hearing something about himself that displeases him.
  • Fox News (as a source) - see remarks under Brietbart
  • Gay Agenda - code for "please go back into the closet where you belong, sodomite."
  • MAGA / Make America Great Again - code for "make America white again." Don't even try to deny it, cracker.
  • MSM / Mainstream Media - translated: a bunch of socialist, America-hating, eastern elitists.
  • Second amendment rights - used by heavily armed, argumentative nut-jobs with anger issues to justify their immense cache of expense weaponry.
  • Snowflake - insult used by people who are enraged by hearing "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas," to describe liberals who are overly sensitive
  • Southern Heritage - term used by unrepentant racists to convince themselves they are not racists (since everyone else knows they are).
  • Taxation is theft - I'm not going to bother to explain this one. Just fuck yourself, you freeloading bastard

(Dis)Honorable mentions go to:

  • Global Warming (denying)
  • Patriotism (claiming for self to the exclusion of others)
  • Politically correct (often used with Snowflakes)
  • Pro-life (except when it comes to the death penalty)
  • Values (just theirs - not yours)

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