Sarah's new gig

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Sarah Palin has reportedly signed a multi-year contract with Fox News as a "contributor," according to Politico and other sources. Her wacky high-jinks, malaprops and (dog-gone it) weird takes on reality ought to provide hours of entertainment to viewers. The self-proclaimed hockey mom displayed her tongue-in-cheek sense of humor by quipping, "It's wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news."

Fox went on to say the Divine Sarah will offer up her plan-speakin' commentary and analysis for Fox News Channel, Fox Business Network, FoxNews.com and other Fox owned outlets.

This ought be funny as hell.


Comments

TarrantLibertyGuy said…
Instead of Fox News, I wish I had the channel that played all those 'Car Accident Films' that they showed in Drivers Ed (back in the day). I'd rather see horrendous crash scenes and repetitive slow motion crash test dummy shots than watch her day-in, day-out. Plus, I might drive more safely.

She is pretty cute, dog-gone-it!
3:19 AM
Dr Ralph said…
TLG - Maybe Fox hired her knowing how people seem compelled to slow down on the freeway to gape at a wreck. Her television career is likely to be a horrendous slow motion crash.

Wonder how long before she quits *this* job.
3:36 PM
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