Friday, February 20, 2009

Your Consignment.

From: U.S. Customs and Border Protection. <info1@customs.com>
Sent: Friday, February 20, 2009 2:29:25 PM
Subject: Your Consignment.

We hereby bring to your notice that a consignment been delivered at your residence by a diplomat had been stopped by us. This is a security measure put in place by United States of America check terrorism and money laundry through the sale of illegal drugs locally and internationally.

After examination, we found out that the consignment contained the sum of US$3.7 Million, which upon further investigation revealed that the fund was your inheritance.

Consequently, the diplomat will deliver your consignment at your residence after all protocols have been observed.

However, in order to procced we need you to reconfirm the following information,

Full Name:

Residential Address:

Date of Birth:

Occupation:

Telephone/Mobile Numbers:

We await your response.

Regards,

W. Ralph Basham
Commissioner, U.S. Customs and Border Protection.

1 comment:

The Whited Sepulchre said...

I can't believe I didn't get that one.

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